I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!
I may not beleive in God, but I believe in guilt and no one wants to dick around with eternity, even if it isn't there.
MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH.
Yeah 220, 221 whatever it takes!" Michael Keaton character in "Mr. Mom
110, 111 whatever it takes!"Michael Keaton character in Mr. Mom
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.
I wish you all the best in life. Hell, I will even write your obituary for free.
Hey, religious nuts! Please do not grow up. Just go up!
Humour sustains us during failure; more so after success, when we're prone to fail that much more, daring abyss, pumped up with success.
The neck in front of her came up. The head swivelled 180 degrees and the horse looked at Kin with bright insectile eyes.'YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND,' it said inside Kin's head.'Hell!''THOSE ARE NOT MEANI...
The wife’s gotta know. You can’t hook up like that for what looks like about six or seven years without the wife figuring it out. Unless she’s another idiot.I’m not an idiot.Smiling, Roarke continued...
I imbue this place with my essence, every stone and every drop. My visit will do wonders for the flowers.Aly propped her chin on her hand. So does manure, she observed.
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