Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.
The neck in front of her came up. The head swivelled 180 degrees and the horse looked at Kin with bright insectile eyes.'YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND,' it said inside Kin's head.'Hell!''THOSE ARE NOT MEANI...
I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.
Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.
I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.
I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.
I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.
After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.
Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.
Laughter is the best medicine
Yeah 220, 221 whatever it takes!" Michael Keaton character in "Mr. Mom
110, 111 whatever it takes!"Michael Keaton character in Mr. Mom
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