Keep an eye on your responses. Strong responses are about you more than them.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.
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You must lose a fly to catch a trout.
Shake a bridle over a Yorkshireman's grave and he'll rise and steal a horse.
Worthless as wither'd weeds.
One bliss for which there is no match is when you itch to up and scratch.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
In baiting a mousetrap with cheese always leave room for the mouse.
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.
If you can't bite don't show your teeth.
The Right Honourable gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.
Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Geography is about maps But biography is about chaps.
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I was a grave digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
Include me out.
I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be left alone.' There is all the difference.
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