Keep an eye on your responses. Strong responses are about you more than them.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.
You must lose a fly to catch a trout.
Fatigue is the best pillow.
In baiting a mousetrap with cheese always leave room for the mouse.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
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One bliss for which there is no match is when you itch to up and scratch.
Worthless as wither'd weeds.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.
Shake a bridle over a Yorkshireman's grave and he'll rise and steal a horse.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
We all have sinned so far in our lives and might continue too but still we all love talking about others sins, Elaborating, exaggerating, laughing, commenting, cursing... And we all enjoy it hahaha
If you can't bite don't show your teeth.
Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.
The Right Honourable gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.
I try to make my comments like a woman's skirt: long enough to be respectable and short enough to be interesting.
His shortcoming is his long staying.
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