Keep an eye on your responses. Strong responses are about you more than them.
A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Fatigue is the best pillow.
You must lose a fly to catch a trout.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
One bliss for which there is no match is when you itch to up and scratch.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Worthless as wither'd weeds.
Shake a bridle over a Yorkshireman's grave and he'll rise and steal a horse.
In baiting a mousetrap with cheese always leave room for the mouse.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.
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His shortcoming is his long staying.
We all have sinned so far in our lives and might continue too but still we all love talking about others sins, Elaborating, exaggerating, laughing, commenting, cursing... And we all enjoy it hahaha
When the mouse laughs at the cat, there's a hole nearby.
Anyone that says his mind will be probably regarded a fool, but the true artist is not moved by the comments about the looks of his painting or remarks that are dreadfully sarcastic, but hearken now!...
If you can't bite don't show your teeth.
I try to make my comments like a woman's skirt: long enough to be respectable and short enough to be interesting.