The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
Rip van Winkle was lazy.
A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
A man surprised is half beaten.
A nimble sixpence is better than a slow shilling.
Evil spelled backward is live.
Forgetting of a wrong is a mild revenge.
He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
I am an atheist. I don't believe in Zeus.
I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
India is a geographical term. It is no more a United Nation than the Equator.
Judas needed the money for a sick friend.
Judge Crater - please call your office.
He wouldn't give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband.
Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid.
Her face was her chaperone.
Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.
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