He wouldn't give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan.
A hole is nothing at all but you can break your neck in it.
Nothing succeeds like one's own successor.
There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk Epp's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein.
The net of the sleeper catches fish.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Judas needed the money for a sick friend.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall.
As old as the itch.
I had always assumed that cliche was a suburb of Paris until I discovered it to be a street in Oxford.
More and more these days I find myself pondering on how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.
While you're saving your face you're losing your ass. Never trust a man whose eyes are too close to his nose. I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. Better inside the tent pissin...
A dimple in the chin a devil within.
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.
Every path has its puddle.
Evil spelled backward is live.
I am an atheist. I don't believe in Zeus.
Her face was her chaperone.
God made me on a morning when he had nothing else to do.
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