I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk Epp's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein.
Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
More and more these days I find myself pondering on how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.
While you're saving your face you're losing your ass. Never trust a man whose eyes are too close to his nose. I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. Better inside the tent pissin...
Judge Crater - please call your office.
Mother: It's broccoli dear. Child: I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it.
India is a geographical term. It is no more a United Nation than the Equator.
A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
He'd give the devil ulcers.
When Babe Ruth was asked in 1930 how he felt about making more money that the President of the United States he replied 'I had a better year than he (Herbert Hoover) did.' When Tom Snyder was asked i...
He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practise law.
If there were any justice in the world people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change.
In California everyone goes to a therapist is a therapist or is a therapist going to a therapist.