Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
And what's a butterfly? At best He's but a caterpillar drest.
We also serve who only punctuate.
In California everyone goes to a therapist is a therapist or is a therapist going to a therapist.
Mother: It's broccoli dear. Child: I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it.
A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
Parsely is gharsley.
He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
A nimble sixpence is better than a slow shilling.
A man surprised is half beaten.
Rip van Winkle was lazy.
It's better to be quotable than to be honest.
Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid.
Forgetting of a wrong is a mild revenge.
He'd give the devil ulcers.