Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.
A quote is not a conversation, but an invitation to change your perspective.
A thick skin is a gift from God.
The Right Honourable gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
There ain't no answer. There ain't gonna be any answer. There never has been an answer. That's the answer.
Include me out.
Heat madam! It was so dreadful that I found there was nothing for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
In the world of mules there are no rules.
Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best.
Geography is about maps But biography is about chaps.
Sherard Blaw the dramatist who had discovered himself and who had given so unstintingly of his discovery to the world.
No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be left alone.' There is all the difference.
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
In the ant's house the dew is a flood.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.