No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
Judas needed the money for a sick friend.
Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.
Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
An indecent mind is a perpetual feast.
If I look like this I need the trip.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be left alone.' There is all the difference.
The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg and he is trying to run away it is best to let him run.
He wouldn't give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan.
If Roosevelt were alive he'd turn in his grave.
Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable.
As old as the itch.
Nothing succeeds like one's own successor.
Evil spelled backward is live.
Your vile and bitter diatribes only serve to show how vile and bitter you must be.
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.