Your vile and bitter diatribes only serve to show how vile and bitter you must be.
Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg and he is trying to run away it is best to let him run.
Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.
Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats.
In uplifting get underneath.
Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.
I have admired W.C. Fields since the day he advanced upon Baby LeRoy with an ice pick. Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.
If I look like this I need the trip.
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.
Oats n.s. A grain which in England is generally given to horses but in Scotland supports the people.
All would live long but none would be old.
I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
An indecent mind is a perpetual feast.
The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I was a grave digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
If Roosevelt were alive he'd turn in his grave.
He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
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