An indecent mind is a perpetual feast.
Evil spelled backward is live.
He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid.
The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I was a grave digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
Parsely is gharsley.
And what's a butterfly? At best He's but a caterpillar drest.
'Are you lost daddy?' I asked tenderly. 'Shut up ' he explained.
A man surprised is half beaten.
He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Mother: It's broccoli dear. Child: I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it.
If there were any justice in the world people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change.
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.
Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches.
Bland as a Jesuit sober as a hymn.
A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practise law.
Only the shallow know themselves.
Don't quote me that's what you heard not what I said.
Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable.
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