Bland as a Jesuit sober as a hymn.
Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches.
A dimple in the chin a devil within.
Equal opportunity is good but special privilege even better.
Epitaph to a waiter: By and by God caught his eye.
When people don't want to come nothing will stop them.
Her face was her chaperone.
I am an atheist. I don't believe in Zeus.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
Only the shallow know themselves.
'Are you lost daddy?' I asked tenderly. 'Shut up ' he explained.
When Babe Ruth was asked in 1930 how he felt about making more money that the President of the United States he replied 'I had a better year than he (Herbert Hoover) did.' When Tom Snyder was asked i...
The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
Don't quote me that's what you heard not what I said.
I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practise law.
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
If there were any justice in the world people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change.
Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband.
Judge Crater - please call your office.
India is a geographical term. It is no more a United Nation than the Equator.