Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Bland as a Jesuit sober as a hymn.
'Are you lost daddy?' I asked tenderly. 'Shut up ' he explained.
Equal opportunity is good but special privilege even better.
An indecent mind is a perpetual feast.
A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
Judge Crater - please call your office.
He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
If there were any justice in the world people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change.
Don't quote me that's what you heard not what I said.
Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable.
Every path has its puddle.
Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband.
Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid.
Mother: It's broccoli dear. Child: I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it.
We also serve who only punctuate.
And what's a butterfly? At best He's but a caterpillar drest.
Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches.
I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
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