Sometimes a cigar is only a cigar.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.
Bland as a Jesuit sober as a hymn.
The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
Epitaph to a waiter: By and by God caught his eye.
Equal opportunity is good but special privilege even better.
Don't quote me that's what you heard not what I said.
Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable.
When people don't want to come nothing will stop them.
When Babe Ruth was asked in 1930 how he felt about making more money that the President of the United States he replied 'I had a better year than he (Herbert Hoover) did.' When Tom Snyder was asked i...
We also serve who only punctuate.
'Are you lost daddy?' I asked tenderly. 'Shut up ' he explained.
Judge Crater - please call your office.
Mother: It's broccoli dear. Child: I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it.
If there were any justice in the world people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change.
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches.
I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practise law.
Only the shallow know themselves.
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