When people don't want to come nothing will stop them.
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
Include me out.
A hole is nothing at all but you can break your neck in it.
Mother: It's broccoli dear. Child: I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it.
Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats.
In uplifting get underneath.
God made me on a morning when he had nothing else to do.
When Babe Ruth was asked in 1930 how he felt about making more money that the President of the United States he replied 'I had a better year than he (Herbert Hoover) did.' When Tom Snyder was asked i...
Nothing succeeds like one's own successor.
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.
In California everyone goes to a therapist is a therapist or is a therapist going to a therapist.
We also serve who only punctuate.
There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk Epp's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein.
While you're saving your face you're losing your ass. Never trust a man whose eyes are too close to his nose. I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. Better inside the tent pissin...
Parsely is gharsley.
Oats n.s. A grain which in England is generally given to horses but in Scotland supports the people.
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
Epitaph to a waiter: By and by God caught his eye.
A dimple in the chin a devil within.
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