Parsely is gharsley.
I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Rip van Winkle was lazy.
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Equal opportunity is good but special privilege even better.
The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I was a grave digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
I am an atheist. I don't believe in Zeus.
He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
Only the shallow know themselves.
And what's a butterfly? At best He's but a caterpillar drest.
The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
Don't quote me that's what you heard not what I said.
We also serve who only punctuate.
I had always assumed that cliche was a suburb of Paris until I discovered it to be a street in Oxford.
A hole is nothing at all but you can break your neck in it.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Forgetting of a wrong is a mild revenge.
It's better to be quotable than to be honest.
A nimble sixpence is better than a slow shilling.
A man surprised is half beaten.