Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall.
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember.
There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.