98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
Comedians are people who embarrass themselves in style.
Are we not all actors playing parts in another person's play?
I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.
My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again.
There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of how pathetic I was when I was twenty-one. (That's a lie, but I might as well tell you something r...
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
I know a lot of sad people who aren't comedians.