There's one thing you don't put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existance, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never ever put in a trap.And what...
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.
After all, what else is scientific enquiry of any sort other than a controlled version of banging one's head against the universe until something gives?
He's like a man with a fork, in a world of soup. (about his brother Liam)
I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
People throw stones at you and you convert them into milestones.
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
You remind me of an old cat I once had. Whenever he killed a mouse he would bring it into the drawing-room and lay it affectionately at my feet. I would reject the corpse with horror and turn him out,...
There’s always time for arguin’ when you’re a Fuentes.
The Professor doesn’t have a problem being called Dick? If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich . . . not Dick. Hell, I’d even settle for being called Chard.
So you're a Shadowhunter,' Nate said. 'De Quincey told me that you lot were monsters.''Was that before or after he tried to eat you?' Will inquired.
She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven’t done in years— barnyard sounds.
Otis, I said.Shhh, he said. I'm incognito. Call me...Otis.I'm not sure that's how incognito works, but okay.Otis, aka Otis climbed into the chair I'd reserved for Sam.
It was a morning when all nature shouted Fore! The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring a message of hope and cheer, whispering of chip-shots holed and brassies landing square...
Is there somebody out there? Amy, is that you? her mother called.No. Tell me this isn’t happening. Quinn rested his forehead against hers. Has she got a wiretap on you or something? I swear, she’s lik...
Horses are calmer people. They also don't throw things at cats.
He says that it is good luck to rub the head of a dwarf, Haldon said after an exchange with the guard in his own tongue.Tyrion forced himself to smile at the man. Tell him that it is even better luck...
Even Dionysus's welcome-home speech wasn't enough to dampen my spirits. Yes, yes, so the little brat didn't get himself killed and now he'll have an even bigger head. Well, huzzah for that. In other a...