If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the best
What's happened is somewhere, along the line, as a society, we confused the notion of 'home' with the possibility of 'an investment opportunity'. What kind of creature wants to live in an 'investment...
Don't lose today by worrying about tomorrow!!!
I don't want to be a genius-I have enough problems just trying to be a man.
He's like a man with a fork, in a world of soup. (about his brother Liam)
Rockabye Baby, in the treetopDont you know a treetopis no safe place to rock?And who put you up there,and your cradle too?Baby,I think someone down herehas got it in for you!
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
You will suffer, son of Hades!’ What else is new? Nico thought.
The weather had freshened almost to coldness, for the wind was coming more easterly, from the chilly currents between Tristan and the Cape; the sloth was amazed by the change; it shunned the deck and...
Some things were above my pay grade. Actually, there were things that slithered on their bellies that were higher than my pay grade.
No one's stopping you, said Jess. But you've got to make it more interesting. That's why why we drift off and talk about biscuits.
It’s like George always says: being in a rock ʼn’ roll band is very sexy, even when you’re only the keyboard player and your idea of the perfect Saturday night actually amounts to a bubble bath, a Ric...
It was a morning when all nature shouted Fore! The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring a message of hope and cheer, whispering of chip-shots holed and brassies landing square...
I don't ask you - fribble!' snapped his lordship, rounding on him, with the speed of a whiplash. 'You may keep your tongue between your teeth!'Yes, sir - happy to!' uttered Claud, dismayed. 'No wish t...
He was a Parisian,’ he said. ‘You can never be sure what Parisians believe in – beyond Paris of course.
As I stepped onto the gloomy landing a word formed in my mind: two syllables, starts with a V and rhymes with dire. I froze in place. Nightingale said that everything was true, after a fashion, and th...
Scotland is a soggy sort it place, where birds and animals walk around uncooked