Because we live in a world under siege, I say. Life sucks for mages and magicians- taught me that. Bad things happen to those of us who get involved, but if we didn't fight, we'd be in an even worse...
I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour.
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.
The Romans always wanted bread and circuses-food and entertainement! As we destroy their city, I will offer them both. Behold, a sample!"Someething dropped from the ceiling and landed at Percy's feet:...
So Beckendorf was pretty popular?" Leo asked. "I mean-before he blew up?
Above everything else I've done, I've always said I've had more guts than I've got talent.
Of all the things I expected to find in my lunch, a live snake wasn't one of them.
Lord Emsworth belonged to the people-like-to-be-left-alone-to-amuse-themselves-when-they-come-to-a-place school of hosts
Try me, and you will start LOVING..!!
Life is an unfinished art, few master it, most just bark.
I dream of books!
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
You only get one life.Too bad you already made a mess of it.
Just answer the questions so I can get the fuck out of this backwards shithole before I start wanting to root a goat and marry my own brother.
We may be pilgrims passing through this world, but let's not be grim-pills in the process!
pretty girls behave better when you ignore them.
I find that when people laugh it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff. I'm not interested in other people thinking differently. I...
Individuality: ten. Cautiousness: three. Combativeness: nine." She looked over and gave me a wink. "Well, what did you expect from a pirate's daughter? Hope: eight. Amativeness. What's that?"Kate acut...
i won't be happy until i'm famous like God