Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it's normal to kneel down to a naked man who's nailed to a cross? It's like a bad leather bar.
If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!
Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left.
Collect books, even if you don't plan on reading them right away. Nothing is more important than an unread library.
Keep up with what's causing chaos in your own field.
I could never kill myself. I approve of suicide if you have horrible health. Otherwise it's the ultimate hissy fit.
You have to remember that it is impossible to commit a crime while reading a book.
Always be prepared if someone asks you what you want for Christmas. Give brand names, the store that sells the merchandise, and, if possible, exact model numbers so they can't go wrong. Be the type wh...
It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else.
I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me.
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.