“ Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches. William Goldman
“ May my hands fall from my wrists before I kill an artist like yourself, said the man in black. I would as soon destroy da Vinci. However—and here he clubbed Inigo's head with the butt of his sword—sin… William Goldman
“ The Princess BrideS. Morgenstern'sClassic Tale of True Loveand High AdventureYou had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone had a chance to read it. William Goldman
“ You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly. William Goldman
“ Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor. William Goldman
“ I must be overtired', Buttercup managed. 'The excitement and all.''Rest then', her mother cautioned. 'Terrible things can happen when you're overtired. I was overtired the night your father proposed. William Goldman
“ I've been in the revenge buisness for so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. William Goldman
“ By day it is filled with boat traffic - waterbuses, delivery boats, gondolas - if something floats and it's in Venice, it moves along the Grand Canal.And by daylight it is one of the glories of the E… William Goldman
“ Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. William Goldman
“ That's all you need? Easy. I love you. Okay? Want it louder? I love you. Spell it out, should I? I ell-oh-vee-ee why-oh-you. Want it backward? You love I. William Goldman
“ You're alive! Fezzik cried.The man in black sat immobile, like a ventriloquist's dummy, just his mouth moving. That is perhaps the most childishly obvious remark I have ever come across... William Goldman