If you feel that you can solve others problems, then please, work little more on your own problems and solve them first.
To find your way you must first take the steps
There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one.
Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice.
Above everything else I've done, I've always said I've had more guts than I've got talent.
Nonsense is an assertion of man's spiritual freedom in spite of all the oppressions of circumstance.
Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty.
On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.
Otis, I said.Shhh, he said. I'm incognito. Call me...Otis.I'm not sure that's how incognito works, but okay.Otis, aka Otis climbed into the chair I'd reserved for Sam.
What are you boys doing? she asks, as if we’re still little kids messing around.Arguin’, Carlos says matter-of-factly.
You know you've reached a new plateau of group mediocrity when even a Canadian is alarmed by your lack of individuality.
The Ankh-Morpork Trespassers' Society was originally the Explorers' Society until Lord Vetinari forcibly insisted that most of the places 'discovered' by the society's members already had people in th...
Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you wo...
I have written it before and am not ashamed to write it again. Without Wodehouse I am not sure that I would be a tenth of what I am today -- whatever that may be. In my teenage years, his writings awo...
At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits more satirical comment than a repressive, so that if comedy is...
Funny is always a good way to start when in doubt
Must be frustrating being a scientist. There you are, incrementally discovering how the universe works via a series of complex tests and experiments, for the benefit of all mankind - and what thanks d...
Half my life is an act of revision.
War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.
[Lennie meets Joe - he works out that she was named after John Lennon]I nod. "Mom was a hippie." This is northern Northern California after all - the final frontier of freakerdom. Just in the eleventh...
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