Hey, religious nuts! Please do not grow up. Just go up!
Scotland is a soggy sort it place, where birds and animals walk around uncooked
Before I was ordained, when I was working for the council, I thought of the first three months of the year as January, February, March. Now I think of them as Epiphany, Candlemas and Ash Wednesday.
Think for youself but not because I said so!
New becomes stale and old becomes fresh. The impractical, ageing estate long ago left behind to Singapore's pioneers and their homemade tofu stalls takes on a certain irreverence and originality; an a...
Other married people have lived together and hated each other. Why shouldn't we? We may forget even to hate.
To find your way you must first take the steps
During the gold rush its a good time to be in the pick and shovel business
If you were given the chance to be reborn after your death, buy you could only come back as a squirrel, would you complain?
The harder I work, the luckier I become.
Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.
If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.
What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over
All I really, really want to do is find a very, very fine chocolate store that I can walk into and then figure out how in the world one manages to pick out just a few chocolates out of all those very...
If politics were a musical, it would be "Promises, Promises".
Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
Half my life is an act of revision.
I don't want to be a genius-I have enough problems just trying to be a man.
When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
101 Reason why its its great to be a woman : Since the advent of feminism, we can publicly ogle male bodies and not be called sexist. If a man indulges in this behavior over a picture of naked woman,...