My first kiss as a single woman. It sent a tingle sprinting down my spine like a tingle panther.
It just a fun game, until someone starts to win and then everyone else begins to cheat!
Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat?
Percy looked at his friends. "I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt.""Combat time?" Piper grabbed her horn of plenty."I hate wonder bread," Jason said.Together, they charged.
We've determined that Ms. Hauptman is a potential threat to the public safety, and we are bringing her in as a murder suspect who has supernatural powers that make her too dangerous to be incarcerated...
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes.
No Matter what you're, Matter is ; What you do.
Absence doesn't make the heart grow fonder. Absence makes the bloody penis wander. ~ Heartbreak's A Bitch!
I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.
Maxim 11: Everything is air-droppable at least once.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
On the Ning Nang NongWhere the Cows go Bong!And the Monkeys all say Boo!Theres a Nang Nong NingWhere the trees go Ping!And the tea pots Jibber Jabber JooOn the Nong Ning NangAll the Mice go Clang!And...
one blow in anger [would] kill, probably, a child from aged two to eight. Those over eight would take two blows to kill.
Another atrocity of summer is soccer. When the Euro Cup is on, it brings out the worst in people. It turns them into ravaging beasts who complain when a team they like, which they have done nothing to...
All we know of the Missing Link is that he is missing - and he won't be missed either.
There shall be confusion also in many places, and the fire shall be oft sent out again, and the wild beasts shall change their places, and menstruate women shall bring forth monsters:
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also kno...
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every heal...
There’s always time for arguin’ when you’re a Fuentes.
There are some laws that are coded into the very nature of the universe, and one is: There Is Never Enough Shelf Space.
Mates, to my sisters and me, are seen mainly as shadows of the people they’re involved with. They move. They’re visible in direct sunlight. But because they don’t have access to our emotional buttons—...