You are sauntering along the back streets of Avallon; you step into a tavern for a cup of wine. A great lummox claims that you have molested his wife; he takes up his cutlass and comes at you. So now!...
She looked utterly betrayed, as betrayed as the most betrayed person in Shakespeare.
Philippe also brought along musicians - mainly trumpeters and drummers - to scare the enemy. Even then, French music was known to terrify the English.
I often wonder why the whole world is so prone to generalise. Generalisations are seldom if ever true and are usually utterly inaccurate.
I click to buy it and I’m furious to discover that it’s not available in Ireland and they won’t post it from abroad and the only place that sells it is Harrods and it’s impossible for me to go to Harr...
An old joke has an Oxford professor meeting an American former graduate student and asking him what he's working on these days. 'My thesis is on the survival of the class system in the United States.'...
I have no problem with god - it's his fan club that scares me.
On the way home, I saw a fist fight between an adverb and a pair of parentheses.I kept on walking.
Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people
(on learning Westlife had beaten Oasis, U2 and The Beatles in an album chart battle in November 2006): There is no God.
We have a shit storm behind door A and a storm of shit behind door B
The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor
Oh Mokona, you're such a tease! ~Fai D. Flowright
I will now sing another song for your pleasure. Now, if you like Phil Collins...you should be shot in the head.
I gather you yellow-skinned men, despite your triumphs in sewage, drinking water, and Olympic gold medals, still don't have democracy. Some politician on the radio was saying that that's why we Indian...
Is she dead?" called Zenda.Sort of," I shouted, "And the pizza's completely fucked too.
Don't call me 'gentleman'. I work for a livin'.
We have buried the putrid corpse of liberty
An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant.
You dance?I think that might be overly optimistic, he said. I do something. I’ll try not to hurt you.