Maxim 4: Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Please just admit it," said Valkyrie. "You're going to miss me, aren't you?" "Obviously," said Skulduggery. "Thank you." "like a drowning man misses the land." "Aw w w..." "Like a hesitant man misses...
one blow in anger [would] kill, probably, a child from aged two to eight. Those over eight would take two blows to kill.
Our Euripides the human,With his droppings of warm tears,and his touchings of things common Till they rose to meet the spheres.
He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon.
Ponder now by thyself, how great fruit of wickedness the grain of evil seed had brought forth. And when the ears shall be cut down, which are without number, how great a floor shall they fill?
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.
Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D cups no longer sparked an ounce of interest from Little Sam, the man in charge of social activities.
I don’t reckon it’s allowed, going round setting fire to people, said Adam. Otherwise people’d be doin’ it all the time.It’s all right if you’re religious, said Brian reassuringly. And it stops the wi...
He's all right. His hair is cute.Jonas froze, his lobster fork halfway to his mouth. Oh my God, you're in love.I'm not in love.'his hair is cute'? You never say anything nice about anyone. Coming fro...
Telescopes and bathyscapes and sonar probes of Scottish lakes, Tacoma Narrows bridge collapse explained with abstract phase-space maps, some x-ray slides, a music score, Minard's Napoleonic war: the m...
I want to reply with a long message, but if it's too long, that might be kind of revolting. But if it's too short, then I might come off as cold instead. Feeling apprehensive of what to do, I decided...
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun....
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
The qualities I am looking for in Miss Right are intelligence and humour.
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every heal...
You look like a hot tamale.That’s not really a compliment.