Humour is an affirmation of dignity a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Hey, religious nuts! Please do not grow up. Just go up!
It is observed that Failed people can give a successful talk on hardwork.
God is funny. He had a funny day when he made me. A funny, thoughtful, crazy day. He gave me a physique by which I would be so easily and so quickly judged, then gave me a mind by which I would so dee...
I am a perfectionist in spirit
110, 111 whatever it takes!"Michael Keaton character in Mr. Mom
If politics were a musical, it would be "Promises, Promises".
People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym.
On peut rire de tout mais pas avec n'importe qui.
Weigh thou therefore their wickedness now in the balance, and theirs also that dwell the world; and so shall thy name no where be found anymore.
Ponder now by thyself, how great fruit of wickedness the grain of evil seed had brought forth. And when the ears shall be cut down, which are without number, how great a floor shall they fill?
Consider with thyself; as the rain is more than the drops, and as the fire is greater than the smoke; but the drops and the smoke remain behind: so the quantity which is past did more exceed.
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
Three Denises wobbled in front of her, all of them watching her with fond concern. You’re a sweetie. I appreciate you cheering me on from the sidelines. But I think I need to go to the bathroom now an...
Seated on a paving-stone near Enjolras, Courfeyrac continued to jeer at the cannon, and every passage of that sinister cloud of projectiles that is called grapeshot, accompanied by its monstrous din,...
I’ll always be your friend, he said. Your best friend, if you let me. But I want to be your lover, too. He groaned and shifted in his chair. Soon. I want to be that soon. Then a look came over him. Oh...
In the cramped confines of the toilet I had trouble getting out of my wet trousers, which clung to my legs like a drowning man. The new ones were quite complicated too in that they had more legs than...
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?What do you think?Then I’m not going to let you go.
I think cynicism often disguises itself as humour.