I should fancy, however, that murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.
He hated being filled with terror. It was embarrassing.
How could I not fall in love with him," she asked. And on the tail end of her words, her bedroom door flew open and closed just as fast.Jen bent over, panting heavily as she looked up at Sally."Hey Sa...
To find your way you must first take the steps
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drown in a book. Whatever works.
The harder I work, the luckier I become.
He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.
Life without a pasta machine is like life without music!
Maxim 4: Close air support covereth a multitude of sins.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
I think that people's sexual preferences are a legitimate subject for humour, dirty humour if at all possible.
Please just admit it," said Valkyrie. "You're going to miss me, aren't you?" "Obviously," said Skulduggery. "Thank you." "like a drowning man misses the land." "Aw w w..." "Like a hesitant man misses...
Half my life is an act of revision.
He's like Super Librarian, y'know? Everyone forgets, Willow, that knowledge is the ultimate weapon.
Life is serious but art is fun!
Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
These blondes, sir, they're responsible for a lot of trouble.
There was a deep silence, only scraped on its surfaces by the faint quiver of empty seed-plumes, and broken grass-blades trembling in small air-movements they could not feel.'Not a bird!' said Sam mou...