They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
On the Ning Nang NongWhere the Cows go Bong!And the Monkeys all say Boo!Theres a Nang Nong NingWhere the trees go Ping!And the tea pots Jibber Jabber JooOn the Nong Ning NangAll the Mice go Clang!And...
I gather you yellow-skinned men, despite your triumphs in sewage, drinking water, and Olympic gold medals, still don't have democracy. Some politician on the radio was saying that that's why we Indian...
Is she dead?" called Zenda.Sort of," I shouted, "And the pizza's completely fucked too.
It just a fun game, until someone starts to win and then everyone else begins to cheat!
I often wonder why the whole world is so prone to generalise. Generalisations are seldom if ever true and are usually utterly inaccurate.
It is observed that Failed people can give a successful talk on hardwork.
Seeing thou hast now given me the way, I will proceed to speak before thee: for our mother, of whom thou hast told me that she is young, draw now nigh unto age.
But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!
Maxim 8: Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
He's all right. His hair is cute.Jonas froze, his lobster fork halfway to his mouth. Oh my God, you're in love.I'm not in love.'his hair is cute'? You never say anything nice about anyone. Coming fro...
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
As thou know not what is the way of the spirit, nor how the bones do grow in the womb of her that is with child: even so thou know not the works of what makes all.
The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor
The primary paradox that man is superior to all the things around him and yet is at their mercy.
At least Kyle wasn't home. That would be a hard one to explain to his new roomate. Nobody liked a guy who kept blood in the fridge.
This was the tricky bit. The really tricky bit, trickiness cubed.
She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.
I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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