Maxim 8: Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Oh, come on Em." He stopped walking and looked me in the eyes. His own were dark and shiny. "You know how I feel about you," he muttered."I do?"He stepped closer and whispered, "When you're around, mu...
People tell me I shouldn't smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym.
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
These be they that have put off the mortal clothing, and put on the immortal, and have confessed the name of God: now are they crowned, and receive palms.
Ask the womb of a woman, and say unto her, If thou bring forth children, why dost thou it not together, but one after another? pray her therefore to bring forth ten children at once.
Your fate is writ clear;you will be murdered. I cannot conceive how it comes about that you were not murdered long since! How odd!Charles himself once said that to me, or something like it! There is n...
Three Denises wobbled in front of her, all of them watching her with fond concern. You’re a sweetie. I appreciate you cheering me on from the sidelines. But I think I need to go to the bathroom now an...
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?What do you think?Then I’m not going to let you go.
I should fancy, however, that murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
My first kiss as a single woman. It sent a tingle sprinting down my spine like a tingle panther.
It just a fun game, until someone starts to win and then everyone else begins to cheat!
We've determined that Ms. Hauptman is a potential threat to the public safety, and we are bringing her in as a murder suspect who has supernatural powers that make her too dangerous to be incarcerated...
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes.
Life summed up with a marketing slogan: Limited Edition!
Maxim 11: Everything is air-droppable at least once.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
On the Ning Nang NongWhere the Cows go Bong!And the Monkeys all say Boo!Theres a Nang Nong NingWhere the trees go Ping!And the tea pots Jibber Jabber JooOn the Nong Ning NangAll the Mice go Clang!And...
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush
Another atrocity of summer is soccer. When the Euro Cup is on, it brings out the worst in people. It turns them into ravaging beasts who complain when a team they like, which they have done nothing to...