Top Headstone Quotes

As usual, he saves his wife's for last. He leans on the cane and he looks at the headstone and he thinks about many things. Taffy. He thinks about taffy. He thinks it would take his teeth out now, but...

All things considered, the happiest epitaph to have etched on one's headstone is this: 'He never knew what hit him'.

Headstone Definition

(n.) The principal stone in a foundation; the chief or corner stone.

(n.) The stone at the head of a grave.