Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.
Never follow the crowd....Until and unless you're crossing the road...
NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ
But it won't be much of a battle, will it? Alek asked. What can an airship do to a pair of ironclads?My guess is, we'll stay absolutely still for an hour. Just so we don't fall into any bad habits.
If an Artist falls in love with you, you will live forever.
I don't see what my arse has to do with enchantings!
The prerequisite for a banker is Strait As and no talent.
And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
Woss the matter with you? asked Big Ted, irritably. Go on. Press ‘D.’ Elvis Presley died in 1976.I DON’T CARE WHAT IT SAYS, said the tall biker in the helmet, I NEVER LAID A FINGER ON HIM.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which is a pity because this week the National Association of Beholders wrote to tell me that I've got a face like a rucksack full of dented bells.
Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.
You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.
Awake,chaos:we have napped.
You can't just call the Praetor. It's not like 1-800-WEREWOLF.
I'm pretty much awake now." (P) "The last time I said that, I passed out in the bathtub." (I) "I remember that. Neil covered you with towels and said that he found a mermaid." (P) "You were so beautif...
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
A sense of humour is the only divine quality of man
I always pick a gorgeous time to fall over a suitcase or something.