Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
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Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.
A sense of humour is the only divine quality of man
NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ
I don't see what my arse has to do with enchantings!
But it won't be much of a battle, will it? Alek asked. What can an airship do to a pair of ironclads?My guess is, we'll stay absolutely still for an hour. Just so we don't fall into any bad habits.
You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.
And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!
Woss the matter with you? asked Big Ted, irritably. Go on. Press ‘D.’ Elvis Presley died in 1976.I DON’T CARE WHAT IT SAYS, said the tall biker in the helmet, I NEVER LAID A FINGER ON HIM.
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which is a pity because this week the National Association of Beholders wrote to tell me that I've got a face like a rucksack full of dented bells.
I always pick a gorgeous time to fall over a suitcase or something.
Awake,chaos:we have napped.
You can't just call the Praetor. It's not like 1-800-WEREWOLF.
Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.