Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.
I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which is a pity because this week the National Association of Beholders wrote to tell me that I've got a face like a rucksack full of dented bells.
But it won't be much of a battle, will it? Alek asked. What can an airship do to a pair of ironclads?My guess is, we'll stay absolutely still for an hour. Just so we don't fall into any bad habits.
The prerequisite for a banker is Strait As and no talent.
I don't see what my arse has to do with enchantings!
Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
Awake,chaos:we have napped.
Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.
I'm pretty much awake now." (P) "The last time I said that, I passed out in the bathtub." (I) "I remember that. Neil covered you with towels and said that he found a mermaid." (P) "You were so beautif...
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
I always pick a gorgeous time to fall over a suitcase or something.
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
A sense of humour is the only divine quality of man
You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.
If an Artist falls in love with you, you will live forever.
You can't just call the Praetor. It's not like 1-800-WEREWOLF.
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
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