Top Humorous Quotes

Beauty lies in the LIES of the beholder!

Wisdom of the Ages: "Skull and Bones" A secret society of spoiled twits whose apparent purpose in life is littering the landscape with as many as possible.

Humorous Definition

(a.) Moist; humid; watery.

(a.) Subject to be governed by humor or caprice; irregular; capricious; whimsical.

(a.) Full of humor; jocular; exciting laughter; playful; as, a humorous story or author; a humorous aspect.

Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I sa...

Wisdom of the Ages: "National Symbol" With the preponderance of lawyers, banksters, arms, drug and tobacco dealers in our government, shouldn't our national symbol be changed from the eagle to the vul...

Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.

The Truth burns the heart like a hammer breaking a rock.

There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.

Paul is a liar, he said so. (Romans 3:7.)

As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread.

Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.

Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.

He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful.-It was stupid.

The adults said the only good food was the bacon, but the kids knew better. They had never had a more fun breakfast in their lives. Although they had to agree the bacon was very good. Then again, it w...

It is humiliating to have to confess that this conceit of Peter was one of his most fascinating qualities. To put it with brutal frankness, there never was a cockier boy.

....I'd rather travel in Cargo-nanoships than a Bullet-train to reach my target.

After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

Writing is probably the only form of art, through which you can express, which you would otherwise wouldn't dare to say in person....

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.

Time may be defined as " dimension governed by activity." Dimension diminishes with inactivity so does the value of time.

Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in the Capitol has completely fallen through.