If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
Get high on love, not drugs.
Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.
Boys are raw materials that women manufacture into products called men.
A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.
Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.
Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.
The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.
Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.
If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.
An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.
Love came, it saw, and it conquered me.
Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.
If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.
She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.
Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.
There is nothing wrong with being a puppet if love is the one pulling the strings.
Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.
The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.