Get high on love, not drugs.
If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
Boys are raw materials that women manufacture into products called men.
The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.
She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.
Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.
An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.
Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.
Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.
Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.
The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.
There is nothing wrong with being a puppet if love is the one pulling the strings.
Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.
A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.
Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.
If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.
If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.
Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.
Love came, it saw, and it conquered me.