A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
Love is fierce like a lion; once it has entered the heart, it is in vain to resist.
The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.
I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.
If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.
If a woman stands behind you, respect her; if she stands beside you, cherish her; if she stands with you, adore her.
When we kissed for the second time, we didn't stop (couldn't).
If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
When love intoxicates your heart, it is difficult for your soul to remain sober.
If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.
Thy eyes hold countless stars yet to be discovered.
A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.
Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.
There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.
Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.
Though love may be blind, it sees much;though it may be deaf, it hears much;though it may be mute, it says much;and though it may be lame, it does much.
Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.
Love is the greatest drug; joy is the strongest medicine; virtue is the noblest remedy; together, they are the greatest therapy.
Love is like lightening; it can strike anyone, anywhere, and at any time.
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