“ Be twice as funny as you are outrageous, because no one can resist the truth wrapped in a good joke. Milo Yiannopoulos
“ In 'Sidney's Comet,' thanks to all the consumerism, all the garbage had to be put in deep space, even though we're not supposed to litter the cosmos - that was an environmental message. Although it wa… Brian Herbert
“ I've learned to start from a really sound argument, boil down the essence of what you're trying to say, then build your humor around that, rather than starting with, 'This sounds funny,' and going fro… Hasan Minhaj
“ Crime writers, I've noticed, can be jumpy. They live in a world where there are murderers on the loose and they haven't been caught yet! Sara Sheridan
“ Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". Russell Beland
“ Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. Abhysheq Shukla
“ If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay. Tom Hanks
“ You think that killing people will make them like you more, but it doesn't,it just makes them dead. Joe Walker
“ An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant. Mokokoma Mokhonoana