“ Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories. Matt Groening
“ I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where I'm from. I wouldn't move back there, but it's funny when you spend a bit of time in the place where you were brought up. You… Jarvis Cocker
“ It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it. Julia Roberts
“ Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. Stevie Wonder
“ It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing. Zora Neale Hurston
“ A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw
“ It's not an accident that both my sister and I are writers. Our parents created an accidental Petri dish. My family has great storytellers, and I grew up in a very funny, conversational house and didn… Elizabeth Gilbert
“ I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to… Jimmy Carr
“ Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics. Paul Lynde
“ Well--to put it briefly--Arianna and I had become--well--friends.I see.Nothing improper, you understand, Lelldorin said quickly. But our friendship was such that--well--we didn't want to be separated.… David Eddings
“ This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen, Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before. Rachel Caine
“ Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen. Adam Rex
“ Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that. Rachel Caine
“ Kendrick walked over to her purposefully, hauled her up into his arms and gave her a mock frown. I hunger, wench.Genevieve put her arms around his neck. Well? What are you going to hunt us for dinner?… Lynn Kurland
“ If they wanted their shit stirred, then stirred their shit was jolly well going to be. Stephen Clarke
“ He did not go much further, but sat down on the cold floor and gave himself up to complete miserableness, for a long while. He thought of himself frying bacon and eggs in his own kitchen at home - for… J. R. R. Tolkien
