“ 'Funny People' is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though it's a comedy and there are serious moments, I really felt like Leo felt like a real person. It didn't feel like I was playing… Jonah Hill
“ The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. Joe Rogan
“ I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. Carl Hiaasen
“ A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. Bobby Darin
“ Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go. Dave Chappelle
“ I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' Louis C. K.
“ It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. J. D. Salinger
“ I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. Paula Deen
“ I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. Joan Rivers
“ Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. Jerry Lewis
“ If Feyre can't be bothered to listen to orders, then I can't be held accountable for the consequences.Accountable? I sputtered, placing my hands flat on the table. You cornered me in the hall like a w… Sarah J. Maas
