I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.
I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, 'I know you. You're that wee golfer, aren't you?' I say, 'Yeah, that's me.' They say, 'Ke...
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women.
I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.
I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny.
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
For a culture that has such a problem with death, we seem to deal with it in a quite bizarre way. We see people shot, killed and blown up, and we find it funny and sexy and all those things. But, the...
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
You're not going to tell me they built fifty-foot-high killer golems, are you?Only a man would think of that.It's our job, said Moist. If you don't think of fifty-foot-high killer golems first, someon...
V.L.A.D.: Vampire League Against Discrimination.
The uniform enhanced his athletic body, and my thoughts drifted to how magnificent he would look with his uniform puddled around his feet.
Suddenly, however, the dastardly department of my personality presented two plans, one of which involved dynamite, mustache wax, some rope, and train tracks . . . which I rejected due to financial inv...