What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be?
Well--to put it briefly--Arianna and I had become--well--friends.I see.Nothing improper, you understand, Lelldorin said quickly. But our friendship was such that--well--we didn't want to be separated....
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
We're just frisking like little captive lambkins.
The walking tour guides one through the city's various landmarks, reciting bits of information the listener might find enlightening. I learned, for example, that in the late 1500s my little neighborho...
He said cool like I say a Spanish word when I'm not sure of the pronunciation.
Claire said. I might be able to get him to stop. Who, crazy dude? Maybe. Or he might pull your head off, Shane said. I kind of worry.She couldn’t help but smile. Yeah?A little bit.That’s …nice.He stud...
Be twice as funny as you are outrageous, because no one can resist the truth wrapped in a good joke.
And you, Lord Bridgerton, she replied in a tone that could have frozen champagne, are almost as handsome as your brother.Colin snorted again, only this time it sounded as if he were being strangled.Ar...
I've learned to start from a really sound argument, boil down the essence of what you're trying to say, then build your humor around that, rather than starting with, 'This sounds funny,' and going fro...
Murderous thieves make their home here." She failed to keep the tremor from her voice. "Absolutely," Jonas replied."Dangerous animals too.""Without a doubt."She slanted a look toward him. "Perfect pla...
First of all is the fact that I have some rather good turns of phrase. I don't say that pridefully ... it's just that when a line I forgot about smacks me in the face and says, "Look at me! Aren't I l...
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I'm never growing up, I'll just sit in the corner of time and sip my juice box petulantly and judge your terrible Hamlet adaptations.
Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!
Don't you think you're quite young?''I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old.
Let me ask you something, in all the years that you have...undressed in front of a gentleman has he ever asked you to leave? Has he ever walked out and left? No? It's because he doesn't care! He's in...
It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen.
Justice is about harmony... revenge is about you making yourself feel better.
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.