I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.
The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting.
Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.
She was an idiot. An adorable, gorgeous, feisty, funny, sweet, sexy idiot.
I’ll always be your friend, he said. Your best friend, if you let me. But I want to be your lover, too. He groaned and shifted in his chair. Soon. I want to be that soon. Then a look came over him. Oh...
It was all Mrs. Bumble. She do it, urged Mr. Bumble; first looking round, to ascertain that his partner had left the room.That is no excuse, returned Mr. Brownlow. You were present on the occasion of...
If they wanted their shit stirred, then stirred their shit was jolly well going to be.
I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it.
How are you feeling?I leaned away from him. Gross.Aiden frowned. Gross?I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face in days. Don't come near me.He laughed. Alex, come on.Seriously, I'm gross. I put my...
Green Lantern: What are your powers anyway? You can't fly.Batman: No.Green Lantern: Super-strength?Batman: No.Green Lantern: Hold on a second... You're not just some guy in a bat costume, are you? Are...
Do you see that man in the black Porsche? I asked the women.They squinted out at Ranger. Yes, they said.Your partner.He's homeless. He's looking for a place to stay and he might be interested in renti...
I was the female lead in a romantic comedy. It's a little indie film that we shot in China called 'America Town,' starring Daniel Henney and Bill Paxton. I actually had to speak Chinese in the film. I...
Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.
Funny is a good foil. Humor is illuminating, and it also gives you power.
My family is pretty funny. My mother is British, so she's got a very dry sense of humor. That's where I got that from.
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and...
Everybody should believe in something I believe I'll have another drink.
How could I not fall in love with him," she asked. And on the tail end of her words, her bedroom door flew open and closed just as fast.Jen bent over, panting heavily as she looked up at Sally."Hey Sa...