“ To this day, with all of these muscle-bound guys, nobody hit the ball further than Mickey Mantle, with his natural strength. Billy Crystal
“ My older brother Joel became an art teacher my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and singer and actor himself. Billy Crystal
“ My parents always looked like they loved being together. That's what I took from them, and that's how my wife and I are. I still feel like we're dating. Billy Crystal
“ I still don't love the darkness, though I've learned to smile in it a little bit, now and then. Billy Crystal
“ I never missed a birthday. I never missed a school play. We carpooled. And the greatest compliment I can ever get is not about my career or performance or anything; it's when people say, 'You know, yo… Billy Crystal
“ Mom was so funny and loving to us kids. She was our first audience. When my dad died, I was suddenly alone in the house with her because my two older brothers were away at college. I was the man of th… Billy Crystal
“ To me, little Mike Wazowski is one of the best characters I ever got to play because he was funny. He was outrageous. He got angry. He was romantic. He was a full, well-rounded character. Billy Crystal
“ Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn. Billy Crystal
“ Muhammad Ali struck us in the middle of America's darkest night, in the heart of its most threatening gathering storm. His power toppled the mightiest of foes, and his intense light shined on America,… Billy Crystal
“ I'm proud that I have done so many different kinds of things and maintained an amazing family. And I think that's the joy: that I've been able to have everything. Billy Crystal
“ I was a per diem floater in the same junior high school I went to. I sat in the office and made $42.50 a day, and whenever a teacher was absent, I'd substitute. I taught everything from English to aut… Billy Crystal
“ My mum, Helen, was hilarious. She had a tremendous sense of humour and was a great singer and tap dancer. For many years, she was the voice of Minnie Mouse in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. She w… Billy Crystal
“ Ali forced us to take a look at ourselves. This brash young man who thrilled us, angered us, confused and challenged us, ultimately became a silent messenger of peace who taught us that life is best w… Billy Crystal
“ When you're the host of the Academy Awards, and you grew up watching Bob Hope and Johnny Carson, and now it's your turn, and you get a chance to run with the baton on the relay for a while, I really e… Billy Crystal
