Weigh thou therefore their wickedness now in the balance, and theirs also that dwell the world; and so shall thy name no where be found anymore.
In the morning sow thy seed, and in the evening withhold not thine hand: for thou know not whether shall prosper, either this or that, or whether they both shall be alike good.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Seeing thou hast now given me the way, I will proceed to speak before thee: for our mother, of whom thou hast told me that she is young, draw now nigh unto age.
Puns are the highest form of literature.
But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it.
If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?
And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.
It's funny, because when you're younger you're in a rush to be 18 or 21 or whatever. But then you hit 30. And now, the days go by like hours. You think, 40, man, this could be the halfway point. It co...
Funny is funny.
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.
I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.