“ There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast. J. Michael Straczynski
“ When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? Carroll Bryant
“ What the hell am I doing...? Escape holding myself as a hostage...? I won't be able to make it like that... Tsugumi Ohba
“ Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first). John D. Rhodes
“ Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy. Ilona Andrews
“ I'm bad and I'm going to hell, and I don't care. I'd rather be in hell than anywhere where you are. William Faulkner
“ These be they that have put off the mortal clothing, and put on the immortal, and have confessed the name of God: now are they crowned, and receive palms. Compton Gage
“ Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement. Olivia Munn
“ I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned. Kristen Bell
“ It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that. I don't want to be that. Kellan Lutz
“ You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny. Steve Irwin
