I've decided I don't like books that end with 'The End'. The fact that there are no more pages, suggests to me that the book has ended.
When it's all said and done remember, "You are only as old as you look.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.
I'm a born-again atheist.
Did we really come all that way?" She asked. "Time flies when you're scared out of your mind." He answered.
Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.
Later, they also found a camp of outlaws who, when offered the chance to join the rebel ranks, unsheathed their daggers and threatened to cut the three into tiny, bloody pieces and eat them for dinner...
Repetition will be repeated
April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.
And if that is the Foremast, what do you think that sail might be called, Mr. Wheeler?""The Foresail?""Very good, Mr. Wheeler, and the next one up would be called..."..."The Next Sail, Sir?""Alas, no,...
Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
All this have I proved by wisdom: I said, I will be wise; but it was far from me. That which is far off, exceeding deep, who can find it out?
Ponder now by thyself, how great fruit of wickedness the grain of evil seed had brought forth. And when the ears shall be cut down, which are without number, how great a floor shall they fill?
Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it.
They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls.
There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.
I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny.
And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.
It's interesting - I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like 'Everwood' that the directors were constantly reeling me in and stopping me from being funny.