“ There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing. Eric Wareheim
“ Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek? Tracey Ullman
“ The wolf said, You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone. Red Riding Hood said, I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it beca… James Finn Garner
“ The priest DID have it coming, though, Lelldorin declared hotly.What priest?The priest of Chaldan at that little chapel who wouldn't marry us because Arianna couldn't give him a document proving she h… David Eddings
“ Once I stand and watch helplessly while some rug rat pulls everything he can reach off the racks, and the thought that abortion is wasted on the unborn must show on my face, because his mother finally… Barbara Ehrenreich
“ Myrnin, who hadn't said much, suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around her. She stiffened, shocked, and for a panicked second wondered whether he'd suddenly decided to snack on her neck... but… Rachel Caine
“ Aside from cutting off her head, though, I didn't really mean to kill her.Granuaile laughed. You know I'm on your side, but to an objective listener, that sounds like a less than convincing argument. Kevin Hearne
“ Mom was so funny and loving to us kids. She was our first audience. When my dad died, I was suddenly alone in the house with her because my two older brothers were away at college. I was the man of th… Billy Crystal
“ It's funny, because in 1970 I met the Beatles quite by a chance at a party. It was the Beethoven bicentenary, and I was then also playing the Beethoven Sonatas. And that's all they wanted to hear abou… Daniel Barenboim
“ Ritesh Deshmukh is rock star. He has a lovely family. He works so hard, and he's a great actor. He's funny, friendly, doesn't have an ego, and is so nice to everyone. He's a fine professional, a good… Nargis Fakhri
“ Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor. Al Franken
