Truly the light is sweet, and a pleasant thing it is for the eyes to behold the sun: But if a man live many years, and rejoice in them all; yet let him remember the days of darkness; for they shall be...
I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
See, I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have come after me. So it's really funny when girls get offended because I don't hit on them.
'Funny Games' was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different. If people feel my other films are, or respond to them as provocation, then that's quite different. 'Funny Games' is the only...
For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both fu...
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
You watch pro ball and those guys spend so much time with their hands on each other's rear ends, you'd think they were feeling for diamonds or something.
This doesn't mean you're getting a discount.Audrey heaved a mock sigh. Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then.Gnome choked on the soup. I'm old enough to be your grandfather!Au...
Oliver has stated many times his dislike of hearing advice from his younger sister, so it is his own fault if he has not got sense enough to see which way the wind is blowing.