As thou hast said unto thy servant, that thou, which gives life to all, hast given life at once to the creature that thou hast created, and the creature bare it: even so it might now also bear them th...
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn.
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing.
It's so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn't have any money, and my only car was mom's Hyundai.
It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little...
You know Quinn? Macaulay asked me.Ten minutes ago I was putting him to bed.Macaulay grinned. I hope you keep his acquaintance like that - socialMeaning what?Macaulay's grin became rueful. He used to b...
We conquer the Independence Day aliens by having a Macintosh laptop computer upload a software virus to the mothership (which happens to be one-fifth the mass of the Moon), thus disarming its protecti...
Suddenly he caught his reflection in the mirror behind her. His face was twisted into a dark scowl, and he was standing there naked, with a boner, and another man’s business card in his hand.He looked...
Here, Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone. He picked up the next part and slotted it in, took the screwdriver from Claire's numb...