“ I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. Don Rickles
“ I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper l… Samuel L. Jackson
“ 'Funny Games' was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different. If people feel my other films are, or respond to them as provocation, then that's quite different. 'Funny Games' is the only… Michael Haneke
“ It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Robert Frost
“ They told me that nothing was a sin, just a poor life choice. Poor impulse control. That nothing is evil. Any concept of right versus wrong, according to them, is merely a cultural construct relative… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Says O'Sullivan to me, Mr. Fay, I'll have a word wid yeh? Certainly, says I; what can I do for you? Sell me your sea- boots, Mr. Fay, says O'Sullivan, polite as can be. But what will you be wantin' of… Jack London
“ Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. Jonathan Tropper
“ Mortimer Lindquist seemed to have finally given in to the inevitable. I'd seen him with a bad toupee, and with an even worse comb-over, but this was the first time I'd seen him sporting a full-on Char… Jim Butcher
“ Are you scared of going in to see the raghnaid [the council]? asked a gray female pup. Are you cag mag [crazy]? If a bear was his Milk Giver, you think he’s scared of the raghnaid? Kathryn Lasky
“ Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences. Joan Rivers
“ My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you. Michael Caine
“ Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls. Auliq Ice
