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Emo Philips Quote

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

Emo Philips

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

Tags: alone, funny, night, thanks

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About Emo Philips

Emo Philips (born Philip Soltanec, February 7, 1956) is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer and producer. His stand-up comedy persona makes use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice. The confused, childlike delivery of his material produces the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the "wisdom of children" or the idiot savant.