Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?
The wolf said, You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone. Red Riding Hood said, I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it beca...
The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.
Okay. Oh-kay.Re-cap. He just had a man come in his mouth. He liked it. He may be embarking on anal sex, soon, if he was reading the subtext right.Options: stay or leave.Pros of staying: first experien...
If you turn into a hideous monster and I am sent to slay you, I will remember this and make it as painless as I can, out of respect for you.
Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. He needs a Band-Aid, I said. A look passed between me and Fang,...
Aside from cutting off her head, though, I didn't really mean to kill her.Granuaile laughed. You know I'm on your side, but to an objective listener, that sounds like a less than convincing argument.
Every now and then, when I think about it, I think, 'What would I even talk about onstage?' It's never been, 'I wonder if I'm funny. I wonder if I can come up with jokes.' It's more, 'What would it be...
It's funny because the action figures are cool, and then I enjoy the magazines because that's me. Obviously, the fans are wonderful - they're so excited - but I'm not Rey, and people tend to not be ab...
Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told you, I'm a vampire.
After reading some of my stories, I once had a friend say to me, "I'd love to spend five minutes in your head to see what's going on in there." I warned them, "If you spent five seconds in my mind you...
Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.
She must have been very anxious about a first boy friend to fall in love with a Colgate boy
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
May a man live well-, and long-enough, to leave many joyful widows behind him.
If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, well you can always buy chocolate :)
Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do.