When I was in college, I was in the theater department, which for anyone who has been involved in any kind of theater program, you know that it's really wacky and tight-knit, a real family. Me and my...
It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal.
Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would...
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.
Your--ah--intervention, shall we say, has simplified things in the palace enormously. We no longer have to worry about Salmissra's whims and peculiar appetites. We rule by committee, and we hardly eve...
Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.
Um, thanks, Jackson told her. And your name is…?I’m Margaret, Margaret Van Der Graaf, she answered with another eerie smile. Her teeth were so white that they looked bleached.Van Der Graaf? Jackson re...
Suzanne glanced over at her, eyebrow raised. Is there an anaconda? she asked, like it had suddenly occurred to her she could be totally wrong.Tamara should only be so lucky. No, there’s no anaconda, I...
Remember, good things come to those who wait.
If it weren't for dreams, he said. I wouldn't know half the things I know about the future. They're better than Olympus tabloids. He cleared his throat then held up his hands dramatically: Dreams like...
I was shown into a room. A red room. Red wallpaper, red curtains, red carpet. They said it was a sitting-room, but I don’t know why they’d decided to confine its purpose just to sitting. Obviously, si...
Hmmm... that's interesting.""What?""There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun.
Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic.
...I was shocked and astonished when a daring little girl -- a cousin I think -- having waited under a group of trees in the avenue, where she knew [my grandfather] would pass near four o'clock on the...
Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems.