It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
Oh, I'm terrible at travel.
The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.
I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.
Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.
I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.
I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour councillors in the town and had refused to work in South Afric...
You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is.
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
From a certain age, I sort of accepted myself for what I was. And although to other people it was like nothing ever goes right, I had a really nice attitude that I'd inherited from my parents, and esp...
I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.
My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.
You get people who come to London, sever links with where they come from, and then when they need people, there's nobody there. To feel like you can't go back home would be a horribly sad place to be,...
You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
I came from a very loving home, had a happy life with no great aspirations, but going to the seminary changed me. There was a chunk of my childhood missing. Once I'd realised it wasn't for me, I still...
My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home.
