There is nothing wrong with being a puppet if love is the one pulling the strings.
I had a tumor. But it was great.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
Behold, O Lord, yet art thou nigh unto them that be reserved till the end: and what shall they do that have been before me, or we that be now, or they that shall come after us?
Stand up upon the right side, and I shall expound the similitude unto thee.
What betrayed me? Was it my heart? Or my Soul?
The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.
I love Mikhail Bulgakov. He is very original and takes the story to unexpected places. I didn't realise political writing could be so funny.
Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.
With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
I grew up in a funny way.
The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.
As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
I have lightning and wind powers, Jason reminded him. Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump of...