If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
I'm the foe of moderation the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle "I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right."
I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.
There is less in this than meets the eye.
The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
The only thing I regret about my life is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.