If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.
There is less in this than meets the eye.
I'm the foe of moderation the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle "I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right."
The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
The only thing I regret about my life is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.