The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.
Through lightest dark or darkest light, You dont need no bling to join the fight. We're mercs with mouths and so much more, Yippee-ki-yay, we're the Deadpool Corps!
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Iniquity shall be increased above that which now thou see, or that thou hast heard long ago.
It was always a fantasy of mine growing up - my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' - so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child, I wouldn't let my mom put me in...
I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Oliver laughed - actually laughed.I like this new Claire, he said. You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She's interesting when she's forthright.Claire, possessed by the spirit of Eve, s...
Lia let out a low growl and moved her arrow to the base of his fat throat. What do you think, Gabi? Would you like to see these nuptials through?Not this day, I saidHow about on the morrow? Marcello a...
Have you ever thought about a Twelve Step program for people who talk too much? You could call it On and On Anon.
Honor is kind of what you get when you weaponize manners
After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Forgiveness" Steroids for the Soul.
When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account...
These Hoes Just Gon Fuck Who Ever Poppin , You Better Be Careful, When you fuck em' Raw!
Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.
When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock.So I stopped wearing socks.
Could thou not make those that have been made, and be now, and that are for to come, at once; that thou might shew thy judgement the sooner?
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.