“ Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Super Bowl Sunday" "Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain-and all the children are insane.-" The Doors Matthew Heines
“ Let me set it straight, I've done some shit,And maybe I ain't too proud of itThe monster in your bedYou were begging me "please don't stop!"Said that I'm a douchebag, won't call backThe worst hangover… The Summer Set
“ Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less! E.A. Bucchianeri
“ No one cares how long you kept yourself virgin and how loyal you are, everyone is looking for a hole to play with. M.F. Moonzajer
“ One girl raved about a nice voicemail a guy had recently left her. I kindly requested she play it and heard this gem: 'Hey, Lydia. It's Sam. Just calling to say what's up. Gimme a ring when you get a… Aziz Ansari
“ She held out a small voice recorder. 'By the way, could you describe exactly how you felt at the moment of impact? I'm writing this short story--''Put that away, Hazel,' hissed Mam. 'The poor boy is i… Eoin Colfer
“ The mind likes a strange idea as little as the body likes a strange protein and resists it with similar energy. It would not perhaps be too fanciful to say that a new idea is the most quickly acting a… Wilfred Trotter
“ Go thy way, weigh me the weight of the fire, or measure me the blast of the wind, or call me again the day that is past. Compton Gage
“ Iniquity shall be increased above that which now thou see, or that thou hast heard long ago. Compton Gage
“ Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children. Michael Morpurgo
“ I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud, and that the jig is up. Surely someone will rise up… Anne Lamott
“ When Matthew merely stared at him, Jackson reached into the weapon box and pulled out a sheathed machete, handing it to the boy.Matthew laughed and dropped it. Kresley Cole
“ Words were his delight; Hers, a gay gracefulnessOf dancing and moving. But when to the place Of deep loving (Starlight at midnight)At last they came, Their full communion And consummation,Their comple… Theodore Spencer
“ She went back to Shane and settles in on his lap again, arm around his neck. His circled her waist. "I thought you had to go," he said. "And don't think i didn't see you kissing on my best friend.""He… Rachel Caine
“ During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. Jerry Stiller
“ It was always a fantasy of mine growing up - my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' - so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child, I wouldn't let my mom put me in… Chloe Sevigny
“ The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. Jay Leno
