If a problem is clearly stated, it has no further interest to the physicist.
Two-thirds of all preachers, doctors and lawyers are hanging on to the coat tails of progress, shouting, whoa! while a good many of the rest are busy strewing banana peels along the line of march.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her
We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.
She went back to Shane and settles in on his lap again, arm around his neck. His circled her waist. "I thought you had to go," he said. "And don't think i didn't see you kissing on my best friend.""He...
And yet their reward appear not, and their labor had no fruit: for I have gone here and there through the heathen, and I see that they flow in wealth, and think not upon thy commandments.
Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking 'Can women be funny?' People still ask that. It's like asking: 'Can women breathe in and out?'
I think serial monogamy says it all.
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
It's funny now how much we look at - whatever you want to call it: art, design, culture stuff, film - online, and how in the online world, you're instantly global.
Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool.
Would you like me to grovel with gratitude for bringing me here, High Lord?Ah. The Suriel told you nothing important, did it?That smile of his sparked something bold in my chest. He also said that you...
I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?
I'm usually always very happy and funny and positive. It's only when I'm tired that I get a little low energy.
Let me set it straight, I've done some shit,And maybe I ain't too proud of itThe monster in your bedYou were begging me "please don't stop!"Said that I'm a douchebag, won't call backThe worst hangover...
I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.
Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.