“ Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny. Shahrukh Khan
“ Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use. Mark Twain
“ Would I laugh?Matter of fact, you would, says Zeb. Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. Margaret Atwood
“ Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. Hasil Paudyal
“ Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? Bill Maher
“ I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting agents don't realize it but in order to be funny yo… Parker Posey
“ I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me. Ellen DeGeneres
“ His son Peter Bucky happily spent time driving Einstein around, and he later wrote down some of his recollections in extensive notebooks. They provide a delightful picture of the mildly eccentric but… Walter Isaacson
“ When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be some acidic lemon juice! priyavrat gupta
“ To evade arrogance, remind yourself (from time to time) that your talent or success could have been better. To be thankful, remind yourself (every now and then) that your illness or failure could have… Mokokoma Mokhonoana
