“ Sqwaak!" from Fletcher, the environmental crime fighting parrot in The Big Belch graphic novel by Kay Wood. Kay Wood
“ Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with a car. Throw you off a bridge so high,Hope you break your neck and die. Katelyn Lillis
“ Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork. Laurell K. Hamilton
“ Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion. Si Robertson
“ Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great! Fakeer Ishavardas
“ You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in o… Bill Hicks
“ Reply when questioned on the safety of the polio vaccine he developed:It is safe, and you can't get safer than safe. Jonas Salk
“ I love the sad songs with their maudlin, self-deprecating, almost funny lyrics. As an Englishman, they make a lot of sense. Teddy Thompson
“ I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me. Jimmy Carr
“ You know how I think they choose people for Gryffindor team? said Malfoy loudly a few minutes later, as Snape awarded Hufflepuff another penalty for now reason at all. It's people they feel sorry for.… J.K. Rowling
“ All the kids with fancy shoes or clothes, do you know what I got with a family of nine? When ever we said let's play poker, we had a full team of adults right there. Julia Marriott
“ Just at present you only see the tree by the light of the lamp. I wonder when you would ever see the lamp by the light of the tree. G.K. Chesterton
