As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Then Beverley Brook stepped onto the footplate and pointed a shotgun straight at the Queen’s head – I recognised the Purdey from my trunk. It was nice to see it getting an airing.Beverley herself was...
Morning Joe was boring. Scarborough is neither eloquent nor funny.
For in the forest someone is always watching and someone is always listening!
Reply when questioned on the safety of the polio vaccine he developed:It is safe, and you can't get safer than safe.
Thy heart had gone too far in this world, and think thou to comprehend the way of the most High?
Go thy way, and tell my people, the people of thy Lord God what manner of things, and how great wonders of the Lord thy God, thou hast seen.
The more thou search, the more thou shall marvel.
I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
You know that passage in the Bible that says, And the meek shall inherit the Earth? Always wondered if that was mistranslated. Perhaps it actually says, And the geek shall inherit the Earth.
Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.
When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be some acidic lemon juice!
I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman!
I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting agents don't realize it but in order to be funny yo...
Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'