“ For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. Johnny Carson
“ If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. Johnny Carson
“ Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. Johnny Carson
“ I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. Johnny Carson
“ Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. Johnny Carson
“ For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. Johnny Carson
“ Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?' Johnny Carson
“ Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more s… Johnny Carson
“ I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself. Johnny Carson
