In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
First blood is mine.Last blood counts for more.--Artemis Entreri and Drizzt Do'Urden
Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.
Oh, my dear! I’m afraid you’ve mistakenme for someone else! My name is Rhea Silvia. I was the mother to Romulus and Remus, thousands of years ago. But you’re so kind to think I look as young as the 19...
If I get killed, put my boots back on me.
Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.
You have terminated me, one of them said in a strange, flat voice. But Iam one of many.Robots! Iggy breathed, taking Total from Angel.One of many, one of many, one of many, the robot Eraser was saying...
Kyo Sohma: One of these days I'll make you say you're sorry Yuki Sohma: looking bored I'm sorry. Kyo Sohma: Dammit That's not what I meant Don't you have any shame Yuki Sohma: still looking annoyed...
Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.
Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.
It's funny because it's funny.
OY! Stop playing around and lets cook already!*smack*J-just now, that made a really loud noise..Do you wanna hear it again?N-no, you'll just hit me again!Kyo and Tohru
My childhood was a drag show!
Wisdom of the Ages "US News Media" If the devil is the father of all lies, isn't the US News Media their bitchy stepmother?
I hate you.'My sister said it different than she said it to my dad. She meant it with me. She really did.'I love you,' was all I could say in return.
A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.
(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.