I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
When I was in college, I was in the theater department, which for anyone who has been involved in any kind of theater program, you know that it's really wacky and tight-knit, a real family. Me and my...
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
I'm the G when you spell OG
I like marriage. The idea.
People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.
Wisdom of the Ages "US News Media" If the devil is the father of all lies, isn't the US News Media their bitchy stepmother?
It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
Assuming what people want is about as controlled as using fireworks to start a fire.
I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.
I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow-that to me is kind of inexplicable.
Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before
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