I'm the G when you spell OG
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
When I was in college, I was in the theater department, which for anyone who has been involved in any kind of theater program, you know that it's really wacky and tight-knit, a real family. Me and my...
I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Government" Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. Y...
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.
The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.'
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal.
I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it's just wonderful.
I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell yo...
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