I call the right axe Sorrow," she said. "You know what I call the left one?" "Happiness?" "Sorrow. I can't tell them apart.
My own brother calling me a brickhead. Sneering faeries insulting me. Women punching me in the face. How much more am I to swallow in one bloody day?
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
In the old legends, Arachne had gotten into trouble because of pride. She’d bragged about her tapestries being better than Athena’s, which had led to Mount Olympus’s first reality TV punishment progra...
Dee loves it here. Before you came, she spent most of her days here.To Daemon, my arrival was the beginning of the end. The apocalypse. Kat-mageddon. You know, I'm not going to get your sister in trou...
You okay?Fine.Your heart's beating really fast.Gee, thanks. That's very comforting that you can hear it.He smiled, and it was the old Michael, the one she'd first met before all the vamp stuff.Yeah, I...
Well, friend, I don’t know about your tastes, but I tend to like it very bloody, Myrnin said. He shifted position, dragging Claire along like a rag doll without any effort at all. Have we been introdu...
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire, Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough for him to say that. If you get in trouble, I’ll be there.Nice, Shane said. I’m warming...
Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights)
Bernie cursed and swore like a sailor sometimes, even around young children, to the point where he was kicked out of Disney World during a trip to Orlando, Florida one year. To boot, he’d jabbed a sew...
Wisdom of the Ages: "Government" Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.
Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.
More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.
A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.
They call me, The Sharkalator
The bottom half of the page had descended into a doodle of a tiny man giving the middle finger to a giant, angry eagle with razor-sharp talons. Beneath it, the caption: To Mock a Killing Bird.
I decided to do the easy task of changing situations and conditions by being a hero, than staying back to do the difficult task of changing people by being just a man.
I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.