“ If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not.… Oliver Markus
“ It is very important to understand why those annoying people annoy you and then figure out where that fits into your world. Auliq Ice
“ It is very humbling to see my own character defects in someone who annoys me. At the end of the day, I realize they have actually prompted positive change in me. Auliq Ice
“ Be alert! Some people have problems. Don't let them be your problem and don't ever allow their problems to infect you through their words and actions! Stay happy! Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
“ So you’re a reader,” My mom sighs, as if somehow this elevates Isabel to yet another realm of perfection. Denis Markell
“ It’s taken years, but part of my own personal growth has involved deciding that I can learn something from even the most annoying person. Auliq Ice
“ Annoyances are strangely not so annoying when the person responsible has endeared himself to you. Richelle E. Goodrich
“ Life is constantly teaching us that we are mirrors of one another and that no one is an island! Auliq Ice
“ I swear if Washington moved any slower, we could be at war and it would all be over before they could even lift their sluggish, naked, dead asses off of their comfortable heated-seat toilets. -Fitzhug… Ray Palla
